LHC and Higgs Bozon for Dumbs and Nutties

Ok , back on the track , its the new physical come back . Back into the future that possibly never existed. Some say it is a Time machine , some say we create a Dark Matter (smells of a Star Wars soap opera and Dark side of the Force). Moreover , dark energies and anti-matter can tottally consume you with the Black Hole that is being created by our own hands . Horrified Videos on YouTube , Cases against the experiment , and still , we're running the show , and the Show Must Go on , just like Freddy predicted.
Relax folks , we just trying to set up a Mini BIG BANG to understand how the world was created , thats IT ! May be , finally , physics will get to know WHO CREATED all this and HOW HE did IT (btw following Einstein mad ideas)! Wee seek a fascinating image of How massless particles were flying through Higgs Clouds were given a gift of MASS , and , damn , we can understand how the MATTER's STAND !
I know , some folks are already saying that such an experiment were funded ($) so VERY WELL because of the New Type of Weaponry and total "Military OUTCOME" of the Project , but hey , can you take a proportion of whats really going on ...
I hope SOMEONE do smile from ABOVE .. i bet some physix guys out there do too..